DARK NET
INT. HOUSE. EVENING. PARKER returns to his house, actually, his parents’ house.
His MUM’s in an adjacent room. We never see his parents, ever.
MUM: Parker is that you?
PARKER: Hi mum. Where is everyone?
MUM: Your sister’s in her room and as for your father, well, he’s at some sort of cuddle party –
PARKER: Another one?